Here is a collection of the best funny life quotes that will give you a different perspective about life.
Have fun with life for nobody gets out of it alive anyway!
“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.” — Reba McEntire
“Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive, it isn’t” — Richard Bach
“There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.” –- Oscar Wilde
“After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER.” –William S. Burroughs
“Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.” — Elbert Hubbard
“Everything has been figured out, except how to live.” – Jean-Paul Sartre
“It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.” — Edna St. Vincent Milly
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”– Oscar Wilde
“Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.” — Lou Erickson
“Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?” -– Woody Allen
“In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular. ” –Kathy Norris
“In life, it’s not who you know that’s important, it’s how your wife found out.” –Joey Adams
“There must be more to life than having everything.” –Maurice Sendak
“I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.” –Charles Schulz
“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat.” – Lilly Tomlin
“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.” –Mark Twain
“You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.”-– Abraham Lincoln
“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.” –Bob Hope
“That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet.”—Emily Dickinson
“Life resembles a novel more often than novels resemble life.” –George Sand
“If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t brood. I’d type a little faster.” – Isaac Asimov
“Live your life and forget your age.”- – Norman Vincent Peale
“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. “-– Will Rogers
“Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” – Soren Kierkegaard
“The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy.” –Angelina Jolie
“Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.” ~Danny Kaye
“In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.” –Charlie Brown
“Life is just a series of trying to make up your mind.” –Timothy Fuller
“In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.”—Robert Frost
“Life is something that everyone should try at least once.” —Henry J. Tillman
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Life is beautiful. Sometimes seeing the funny side of life makes you appreciate it in a different way. We hope these funny life quotes will help you live in loving abundance.
Michelle Simtoco and Daisy Ba-ad
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