Day 4: 30 Funny Weight Loss Quotes – Diet Quotes

funny weight loss quotes diet quotes loving abundanceThis was the reason why I ended up writing a post on Funny Weight Loss Quotes or Diet Quotes. It’s kind of silly but then there are days we just have to allow ourselves to be.

I woke up with a sore body more specifically sore arms. I wondered why. My legs were fine but my arms were aching. To top it off, I felt so sleepy and lethargic the whole day. Good thing, I had to teach Music to the Kindergarten class. Their laughter over the vocalization exercises kept me awake enough. But when I arrived home, I popped the big question. To exercise or not to exercise…now that was a toughie. I wanted to exercise badly. As I have committed to exercise daily. But I can really feel my muscles protesting. I could feel its exhaustion. If it could speak, I could hear it pleading to me to take a rest. Just for today. Pleeeeeasse. It screamed. Okay, I hear you! So instead I found myself browsing through the internet for funny weight loss tips sayings. Just for fun. And you can be sure I will be sleeping early.

Enjoy these funny weight loss quotes – Diet Quotes

“The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!” -Marvin Phillips

“I’m the same weight now as I’ve always been-even before having children-but I have to say there’s been a redistribution of the flesh!” Francesca Annis

“Those who indulge, bulge.” Anonymous

“Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.” Anonymous

“I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years,
and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth’s gravitational pull has become since 1990.”- Dave Barry

“I’m fat, but I’m thin inside. …There’s a thin man inside every fat man.”- George Orwell

“The cardiologist’s diet: If it tastes good, spit it out”. –Author Unknown

“A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.”
~Author Unknown

“Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.” -Beth McCollister

“I’m allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat.”-Jennifer Greene Duncan

“I keep trying to lose weight… but it keeps finding me!” -Author Unknown

“If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner.”- Henry Sambrooke Leigh

“Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends.” -Author Unknown

“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.”- Author Unknown
“You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.” –Ellen Degeneres
“The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.” -Author Unknown

“Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!” -Author Unknown
”If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.” -Jim Eason
“The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.” -Andy Rooney

“Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.” -Author Unknown

“I’m not overweight. I’m just nine inches too short.”-Shelley Winters

“Dieting is wishful shrinking.” -Author Unknown

“People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.”-Author Unknown

“I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.” -Jane Wagner

“I’m in shape. Round is a shape… isn’t it?” -Author Unknown

“Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.”
~Author Unknown

“Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.” -Author Unknown

“My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like – just don’t swallow it.”- Harry Secombe

“Not afraid of heights – afraid of widths.” -Author Unknown

“Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet.” -Lewis C. Henry

Hope these funny weight loss quotes or diet quotes brought a smile to your face as it did mine. When you can laugh about your weight, you are definitely on your way to live a life of health, and loving abundance! Onward to our 90 Day to a Slimmer Waistline- a Healthier and Slimmer Us!

By: Michelle Simtoco


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4 Responses to Day 4: 30 Funny Weight Loss Quotes – Diet Quotes

  1. It was certainly interesting for me to read this blog. Thanks the author for it. I like such themes and everything that is connected to this matter. I definitely want to read a bit more on that blog soon. Sincerely yours Julian

  2. By the second day, it is good to focus on an upper body workout. This maintains your strength to be able to go through the whole program for the week. On the third day, a brisk walk or jog for ten minutes is in order. For beginners, a lower body workout should be done in the evening.

  3. Hey There Loving Abundance,
    On a similar note,, Did you know you could burn calories by laughing? A study at Vanderbilt University showed you could lose up to 50 calories by laughing 10-15 minutes a day.  When laughing, people burned 20% more calories. Laughter has other health benefits that include stress reduction, immune system boosting, natural pain relief and increased blood flow (good for the heart) – no joking either.
    Kindest Regards
    T.Morgan

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